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LogikalThreads top ten funny atheist shirts

A List of Our Top 10 Funny Atheist Shirts.

Posted by Logikal Owl on July 14, 2019

We’ve made many atheist shirts over the years, some of which never even make it to the store. This list is a collection of the ones voted our best and most funny atheist shirts by our viewers.

Here’s the list of our top 10 Funny Atheist Shirts

10. The God Lie

The God Lie Funny Atheist Shirt

Inspired by The Godfather Series. I had to spend some time on this one to ensure that I wasn’t violating any copyright laws. As one of my earliest designs, it never really sold well, but got great responses on our social pages.

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9. God Is Imaginary

God Is Imaginary Funny Atheist Shirt

This design was a request from a follower on Instagram. I was obliged to make it immediately upon hearing the idea. To this day it’s one of my favorite designs, if it’s a little hard to understand, that’s the point and what helps make this one of our more Subtle Atheist Designs. To learn more about imaginary numbers check out this video by Khan Academy: Into to the imaginary numbers

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8. Caution. Atheist. May Eat Babies.

Caution Atheists May Eat Babies Funny Atheist Shirt.

This was inspired by a version I found online. It has a fantastic illustration of a stick figure eating a baby, and plays on the, “Atheists eat babies” narrative. I wanted it to look more like an official sign. I really don’t feel like this design is finished yet. I think I did a decent job on the style, but it’s layout kind of bored me and makes me feel like I could have done more. There will definitely be revisions in the future.

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7. Prayer Doesn’t Work

Prayer Doesn't Work Funny Atheist Shirt

I saw this one online and it was really hard to read and had no visuals. The link to the company’s site didn’t work either. So I went ahead and made an equally hard to read version. I later went back and made a revision and that’s what you see below. I think it’s still missing something or maybe the colors are a bit off. I plan to update it in the future, but for now, people really seem to like it. Maybe some praying hands behind it and brighter red font.

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6. Evolutionary Traffic Jam

Evolutionary Traffic Jam Funny Atheist Shirt

Requested by a Facebook follower. This is a classic one that I felt the need to put my mark on. I acquired the image assets on Pixabay.com. This platform is incredible and I sometimes release my designs for free here for people to use for their own projects. They don’t often stay up for long as the atheist designs get turned down or reported until they’re removed. I suggest we add more atheists to the platform to help combat this issue. Follow me on Pixabay.

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5. Religion, Together We Can Find A Cure

Religion Is A Disease Together We Can Find A Cure Funny Atheist Shirt

This was another one I really liked. The ones I did find were very plain, so I produced a super plain one as well. After a few years I decided to get back on it and made a more stylized version. I touched it up with some bold styling and made sure to top it off with the Atheist Wings Symbol.

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4. The Bible, Rated B For Bullshit

The Bible Rated B For Bullshit Funny Atheist Shirt

This one has some pretty obvious inspiration. I created it for some of my gamer friends and it went over really well. Since I’ve created it, there have been a fair share of shitty knock-offs. I appreciate the validation that someone thought it was good enough to make their own version. I plan on making another version with, “F for Fiction.” 

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3. You Pray I’ll Swim

You Pray I'll Swim Funny Atheist Shirt

A close friend of mine recommended this shirt. I forget the adage it’s based on but the original design actually had a shark and the boat was sinking. I may release it at some point in time, but people seem to like this one best so far. I appreciate the depth of the idea, a man going down with a sinking boat while the other swims for safety. 

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2. Throw Religion In The Trash & Save The Planet

Save The Planet Throw Away Religion Funny Atheist Shirt

This was an old favorite of mine, I just didn’t like the fact that the ones on the market didn’t include more religious symbols. It felt like it was open for interpretation and I wanted to make sure people understood, so I drove the message a bit harder by adding additional religions to the trash. No imaginary friends are safe from logic and reason.

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1. I Got Hammered In Jerusalem

Jesus Got Hammered In Jerusalem Funny Atheist Shirt

Hands down one of my favorite designs. I ended up needing to modify an existing vector of Jesus to get it to work correctly. This is what happens when you get stoned and make memes on shirts.There wasn’t any specific motivation to make it, it just happened. It was one of my earliest designs and continues to be a crowd favorite as well.

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The Illuminator Comic: Bob the believer!

I created this character called Bob the Believer (Believer Bob),  the quintessential religious, Bible thumping, fundamentalist  whack job.
Believer Bob tries unsuccessfully to stump Triangle Head every time.  You’ll notice that Bob totally rejects every scientific theory and favors Creationism at every turn. Cognitive Dissonance!
Enjoy! 🙂

Also on Instagram @the_illuminator_comic
http://www.theilluminatorcomic.com

What is The Illuminator Comic?
“The Illuminator”, is a character driven comic strip by Chris Pinto, that turns Religion, Politics and Conspiracy theory on it’s head.
The Protagonist, Triangle-head is an evil dude, with a soft heart. He is a member of the Illuminati. Join him on a quest to keep things real, while raising his three year old son Baltar, to someday lead the New World Order.
~ by Chris Pinto

The Illuminator Comic: A few decision trees.

Here are a couple of decision tree strips I did.

 

Also on Instagram @the_illuminator_comic
http://www.theilluminatorcomic.com

What is The Illuminator Comic?
“The Illuminator”, is a character driven comic strip by Chris Pinto, that turns Religion, Politics and Conspiracy theory on it’s head.
The Protagonist, Triangle-head is an evil dude, with a soft heart. He is a member of the Illuminati. Join him on a quest to keep things real, while raising his three year old son Baltar, to someday lead the New World Order.
~ by Chris Pinto

The David Wolfe Formula to social media success

You probably have a contact among your Facebook friends that has shared some of Wolfe’s content, as some of it is quite interesting for people who don’t follow fan pages specialized in science and technology, it could be a post about a weather-proof bag, camping equipment made with top-notch technology, a quote, a motivational unfunded phrase with a false analogy as its premise or a way-too-good-to-be-true bag that makes marshmallows out of thin air.
These kind of posts are what make most of his social media posts, and this is not a simple coincidence, by making a seemingly trustworthy page people who don’t usually fact-check what they share get engaged with him and his content, which sooner or later will include some of his pseudoscientific nonsense that made him famous in skeptic circles a few years ago (which we will be referring to as core content), but, as most of his regular content seems to be true and interesting, people that discovered his page through the “other content” will end up accepting the core content without much questioning.
People tend to trust well composed videos and rich multimedia content that is both visually pleasing and easy to understand, that’s why many sites try to sum up studies in 1 minute videos with stock footage of semi-related things to the topic, that’s why David Wolfe keeps taking content from other creators while just adding his watermark.
Yet, convincing people that his content is worth sharing is not his only reason to keep publishing so many unrelated things, Facebook’s algorithm has been changed many times in the last few years, orienting it into a more profit-centered platform, showing a fanpage’s newest post to a fraction of its followers, asking the administrators of said page pay to get the whole exposure, reason enough to get as many people engaged as possible, because the more a person shares or interacts with a page, the more the algorithm will keep feed him/her with the page’s content.

Now it’s activity time, let’s check how well you’ve learned so far by doing the following activity to create your very own pseudoscientific Facebook fanpage, this is all you need:

  1. Videos taken from pages like Futurism with your watermark covering the original and credits removed.
  2. Quotes from famous and successful people.
  3. Poorly interpreted scientific studies that validate what you promote.
  4. Outrageous click-bait articles written by yourself about something that is trending. “How this crystal helps you to get more Pokémon per walked kilometer, the developers cannot believe how efficient this method is, hurry up before they patch it”.
  5. And finally, the post that gets you gullible people’s money, “Did you know that churros are shaped like a 1/11378 of the Earth’s silhouette? You can buy freshly baked non GMO organic churros in here”.

The Ancient Aliens’ Atrocity

The ‘Ancient Aliens’ Atrocity

This post was originally published on Mar 19 2015 here

Today Atheists Against Pseudoscientific Nonsense takes its proverbial baseball bat to the skull that is the intellectual clusterfuck known as the ‘Ancient Aliens.’

Before treading any further down this alley, we would like to take a moment to make something clear. It is quite commonly acknowledged by many that given what we know of the mechanisms of life – its prerequisites, emergence and gradual evolution -, it is more than reasonable to assume that some forms of life can be found elsewhere in this wondrous galaxy of ours. As a group that is sincerely dedicated to the promotion of rationality, skepticism and informed thinking rooted in hard science, it is our firm conviction that these principles must be applied to the pursuit of the knowledge of whether or not we are alone in the universe. That being said, when it comes to tackling profound questions like this, there is a right approach and there’s a wrong approach. ‘Ancient Aliens’ doesn’t only sit firmly on the ‘Wrong’ side of the line – it’s so far on that side it almost disappears behind the horizon.

Skipping over the broader and clearly more fruitful debate on the possibility of extraterrestrials existing, we can turn our attention on what makes ‘Ancient Aliens’ such an atrocity. We could, of course, bombard it with the same accusations we have leveled against other brands of pseudoscience we’ve covered so far but it would be an exercise in repetition. Ultimately, the greatest sin of the Ancient Aliens Theory is that is the proverbial ‘other side of the coin’, the first side being creationism. At first glance, these two may not seem related but they are, in fact, shockingly similar.

Both muddy up the waters of any meaningful discourse on how to better understand our past and origin by presenting questionable, poorly construed, wildly speculative, insufficient and – at the very best – biased ‘evidence’; both shamelessly promote and glorify their application of demonstrably false claims, logical fallacies and non sequiturs as a sign of enlightened, independent thinking and love to portray themselves as the victims of the exclusion and persecution by “elitist” academic establishment; and both rely on sensationalist, populist and emotionally evocative arguments to win approval. Most crucially, however, they both promote intellectual and scientific laziness by playing the Argument From Ignorance and God of the Gaps argument – creationism literally so; the AA advocates substitute ‘aliens.’

The fact that ‘Ancient Aliens’ is into its seventh season with some 1.5 MILLION regular viewers – despite the avalanche of negative reviews from critics and the scientific community – is a clear sign of a major intellectual bankruptcy in our society.

AnAL

  • Corax

 

Why The Bible is Bulls***!

Why The Bible is Bulls***!

Why The Bible is Bulls***!

***Warning Explicit Language***

This article is for pure comedic enjoyment; what we have here is a ‘short’ list of some of the obvious BS in the bible and a very short summary to why it is BS.

We hope you enjoy!

-AAPN

The story of Genesis: Pseudoscientific Bullshit ( Because science doesn’t care what you “believe in”…)

 

The story of Adam and Eve: Foreseeable Bullshit ( If God is all knowing…)

 

The Story of Cain and Able: Dead End Bullshit ( If Adam and Eve had 3 sons [Cain, Able, and Seth] how did Cain and Able manage to find wives in the next town over?)

 

The story of Jacob: Stupid Bullshit ( Mother Goose could have come up with a better explanation than this…)

 

The story of Noah: Total Bullshit ( Seriously the whole story can be debunked by a 5th grader…)

 

The story of Exodus: Where is the Bullshit? ( 2 million Jews and not a shred of evidence?)

 

The story of Jobe: Hypocritical Bullshit ( Who was there to account for this bet, and isn’t betting considered a sin anyways?)

 

The story of Jonah: Exaggerated Bullshit ( Because everyone has a fish tale or two…)

 

The story of Sodom and Gomorrah: Nonexistent Bullshit ( Beyond the bible, there is no evidence or mention of these two cities… or random human shaped pillars of salt…)

 

The Story of Lot: Incestual Bullshit ( Do we really need to go into detail about this?)

 

Story of Abraham: Crazy Bullshit ( Because hearing voices wasn’t considered as being crazy then…)

 

The story of Lazarus: Tired Bullshit ( News flash, your body is still functioning when you’re sleeping. You can only sleep so long before needing food, water, or to use the bathroom for that matter.)

 

The story of Samson: Hairy Bullshit ( Because somehow a luscious mane of hair can be the ticket to superhuman strength)

 

The Story of Judas: Double Bullshit (Two deaths, one person…)

 

Story of Jesus walking on water: Over Hyped Bullshit ( The Bible claims Jesus walked on water, we watched on live T.V. Neil Armstrong walk on the moon…)

 

The story of Revelations: Apocalyptic Bullshit ( Because somehow the stars and planets will fall to earth… take all the time you need to think about that one…)

External video link here